{"product_id":"bracco-italiano-chopping-board-dont-forget-the-cheese-tax","title":"Bracco Italiano Chopping Board, Don't forget the cheese tax","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"329\"\u003eThere are rules in this house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"416\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"345\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"345\"\u003eYou cook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"382\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"382\"\u003eThe Bracco Italiano supervises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"383\" data-end=\"416\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eThe cheese tax is mandatory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"610\"\u003eFeaturing the slogan “Don’t forget the cheese tax…”, this chopping board is a tribute to the long-eared, highly committed food auditor who believes all dairy products legally belong to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eCrafted for dog lovers with a sense of humour (and very little personal space), this board is perfect for prepping meals under intense supervision. Expect staring. Expect sighing. Expect a dog who has never been fed in their entire life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eWhether you own a Bracco Italiano or simply appreciate a dog with majestic looks and absolutely no boundaries, this piece brings personality, chaos, and a quiet sense of obligation to every kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eBecause you are not cooking alone.\u003cbr data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003eYou are cooking under surveillance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1169\"\u003eAnd they will be collecting payment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA3 Smooth Glass Chopping Board\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSupplied with rubber feet \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bon Dog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52703536349481,"sku":"BRACCOCHOP","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/6962\/1033\/files\/1_1781919e-c18a-4331-97e0-64e976bbbc6d.png?v=1771320342","url":"https:\/\/www.bondog.co.uk\/products\/bracco-italiano-chopping-board-dont-forget-the-cheese-tax","provider":"Bon Dog","version":"1.0","type":"link"}