Couch-Sized Rescue Bear Greeting Card – Hilarious Newfoundland Humor Card

Tintoretto Gesso greeting card (300gsm).
148mm x 148mm square.
Accompanied by Kraft envelope.
Packaged in compostable packaging.

Featuring the Newfoundland
Print from an original watercolour by Bon Allen.

Send a message with the gravitas of a couch-sized Newfoundland rescue bear. This handmade, made-to-order greeting card features the world’s fluffiest judgmental companion delivering love, sass, or solemn paw-approved advice straight to your recipient.

Perfect for dog lovers, giant-dog enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates that sometimes words need a little extra fluff, drama, and heroic fur. Whether it’s a birthday, congratulations, or just a “hello” that demands respect, this card makes a statement as big as a Newfoundland sprawled across your sofa. Durable, witty, and irresistibly cute, it’s a card that earns a tail wag before it’s even opened.