Couch-Sized Rescue Bear Hoodie

Wrap yourself in fluff, sass, and heroic vibes. This ethically and sustainably produced unisex hoodie features a couch-sized Newfoundland rescue bear, ready to silently judge your life choices while keeping you cozy. Perfect for dog lovers, giant-dog enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys wearing comfort with a side of epic Newfoundland personality.

Soft, durable, and responsibly made, this hoodie turns everyday lounging, hiking, or errands into an adventure supervised by the fluffiest, most judgmental canine companion imaginable. It’s more than a hoodie—it’s a wearable cuddle, a portable paw-shake of approval, and a fashion statement that says: “I accept snacks, walks, and unsolicited belly rubs, thank you.”

Size Guide

Centimeters

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Height	171	175	179	183	189	195	195	195	195
Chest	86	93	99	104	116	129	135	142	162
Waist	71	76	81	89	99	112	119	130	137

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton Pullover Hoody, 300g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.