Couch-Sized Rescue Bear Kids’ Sweatshirt

Keep your little one cozy and hilariously supervised by the fluffiest giant in existence. This ethically and sustainably produced kids’ sweatshirt features a couch-sized Newfoundland rescue bear ready to protect snacks, homework, and nap time with heroic judgment and maximum fluff.

Soft, durable, and responsibly made, this sweatshirt turns playtime, school, or chilly days into epic adventures under the watchful eye of a canine that clearly owns the couch—and probably the world. Warning: wearing this may inspire sudden hugs, dramatic paw-pointing, and an irresistible urge to adopt a giant Newfoundland for epic cuddle missions.

Size Guide

Centimeters

	3-4yrs	5-6yrs	7-8yrs	9-10yrs	11-12yrs
Height	98	112	125	136	147
Chest	60	66	70	75	84

Chest: Measure all around your chest just below your armpits.

Height: Your natural height

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton Kids Organic Jumper, 300g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.