Couch-Sized Rescue Bear Sweatshirt

Meet your new cozy, heroic sidekick: a couch-sized Newfoundland rescue bear immortalized on an ethically and sustainably produced men’s sweatshirt. Big, fluffy, and silently judging every life choice, this sweatshirt is perfect for dog lovers, giant-dog enthusiasts, or anyone who wants a wearable cuddle with a side of Newfoundland sass.

Soft, durable, and responsibly made, this sweatshirt turns lounging, errands, or outdoor adventures into epic moments supervised by the fluffiest canine on the planet. Warning: wearing this may cause sudden urges to adopt a giant dog, demand belly rubs, or dramatically wag your own tail (optional).

Size Guide

Centimeters

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Height	171	175	179	183	189	195	195	195	195
Chest	86	93	99	104	116	129	135	142	162
Waist	71	76	81	89	99	112	119	130	137

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified organic cotton sweatshirt, 300 gsm. Wash cool, hang dry. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.