Don’t Forget the Cheese Tax! High-End Dog Breed Linen Apron

Cooking just got a whole lot furrier — and funnier! 🐾🧀

Our high-end woven linen apron combines luxury kitchen style with canine comedy. Featuring your favourite dog breed and the slogan “Don’t Forget the Cheese Tax”, this apron is perfect for anyone who knows that in the kitchen, the dog always gets their due.

Made from premium woven linen, it’s breathable, durable, and comfortable — ideal for whipping up gourmet meals or sneaking bites of cheese while your pup supervises. Adjustable straps ensure a perfect fit, and the apron’s classy design makes it suitable for entertaining guests (just don’t let your dog see!).

Perfect for dog moms, dog dads, and kitchen comedians, this apron is a hilarious and functional gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or holidays.

Material: 65% polyester/35% cotton twill.

• Self fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle.
• Industrial laundry 85°C.
• Domestic wash 60°C.
• WRAP Certified Production.

Just add the breed of dog, colour and fur texture/length in the notes to your order and you're all set!

OR if the only dog for you is YOUR DOG then spend over £125 on the website and you get YOUR DOG's portrait for free.  Additional dogs can be added to the portrait at a heavily discounted £25 per dog! Limited slots available.