“Founder of the Official Dog Greeters Guild” Hoodie

Not all heroes wear capes… some crouch, kneel, and carry treats in every pocket. Introducing the Founder Hoodie: ethically and sustainably produced, 100% organic cotton, and infused with just the right amount of tail-wagging authority.

This hoodie is for the person brave enough to greet every dog they meet, wise enough to know the difference between a good boy and a very good boy, and stylish enough to do it all sustainably. Wearing it signals to the world: you are the Grand High Pupper-Welcomer, the keeper of belly rubs, and the legend behind the guild itself.

Features:

• Cozy, eco-friendly organic cotton for maximum snuggle potential

• Durable enough for mud, fur, drool, and unplanned zoomies

• Bold “Founder” design — humans and dogs alike will recognize your authority

Perfect for secret guild meetings, dog park diplomacy, or just showing the world that you don’t just love dogs… you run the operation.

Size Guide

Centimeters

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Height	171	175	179	183	189	195	195	195	195
Chest	86	93	99	104	116	129	135	142	162
Waist	71	76	81	89	99	112	119	130	137

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton Pullover Hoody, 300g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.