"Founder of the Official Dog Greeters Guild” Sweatshirt

Step aside, humans — there’s a new elite in town. This ethically and sustainably produced sweatshirt is reserved for the Founder of the Official Dog Greeters Guild: the fearless hero who bends down for every pup, carries treats like a secret agent, and can identify “good boys” from a mile away.

Made from 100% organic cotton and crafted with renewable energy (because even heroes have a conscience), this cozy sweatshirt declares to the world: you didn’t just love dogs… you founded the guild that greets them all.

Features:

• Extra soft, sustainable fabric — perfect for puppy cuddles or secret guild meetings

• Bold “Founder” design — for maximum authority in tail-wagging diplomacy

• Durable enough for mud, fur, drool, and heroic zoomies

Wear it proudly. Wear it responsibly. Wear it while accepting unsolicited sniffs and belly rubs.

Size Guide

Centimeters

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Height	171	175	179	183	189	195	195	195	195
Chest	86	93	99	104	116	129	135	142	162
Waist	71	76	81	89	99	112	119	130	137

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified organic cotton sweatshirt, 300 gsm. Wash cool, hang dry. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.