“Founder of the Official Dog Greeters Guild” Tee Women's

Not everyone is chosen. Not everyone is worthy. But you… you are the Founder of the Official Dog Greeters Guild — the ancient and noble order dedicated to the art of saying “Who’s a good boy?!” to every canine you cross paths with.

This ethically and sustainably crafted tee (woven from 100% organic cotton and renewable energy, obviously) marks your elite status as the Grand High Pupper-Welcomer, guardian of sniffs, pats, and unsolicited belly rub attempts.

Wearing this shirt is both a privilege and a responsibility:

• Dogs will approach you like old friends at a reunion ?

• Owners will nod respectfully, whispering “Guild founder…”

• Strangers may attempt the secret handshake (spoiler: it’s just offering treats).

Built to survive drool, fur, and the occasional over-zealous leap of joy, this tee is your uniform, your banner, your legend.

Size Guide

Centimeters

	8	10	12	14	16	18
Bust	84	88	92	97	103	108
Waist	66	70	75	80	85	91
Hips	91	95	99	104	109	116

Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your torso, just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure around your waistline.

Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified organic cotton t-shirt, 155 gsm. Wash cool, hang dry. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.