"Founder of the Official Dog Greeters Guild” Women's Sweatshirt

Step aside, humans — there’s a new elite in town. This ethically and sustainably produced sweatshirt is reserved for the Founder of the Official Dog Greeters Guild: the fearless hero who bends down for every pup, carries treats like a secret agent, and can identify “good boys” from a mile away.

Made from 100% organic cotton and crafted with renewable energy (because even heroes have a conscience), this cozy sweatshirt declares to the world: you didn’t just love dogs… you founded the guild that greets them all.

Features:

• Extra soft, sustainable fabric — perfect for puppy cuddles or secret guild meetings

• Bold “Founder” design — for maximum authority in tail-wagging diplomacy

• Durable enough for mud, fur, drool, and heroic zoomies

Wear it proudly. Wear it responsibly. Wear it while accepting unsolicited sniffs and belly rubs.

Size Guide

Centimeters

Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your torso, just below your armpits

Waist: Measure around your waistline

Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips

This product is oversized, if you fall between the sizes go for the smaller of the two

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton Relaxed Fit Sweatshirt, 300g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.