Robert! T Shirt

Behold, the ethically and sustainably made t-shirt you didn’t know you needed until now: starring Robert! — the mischievous Chow Chow with the moral compass of a raccoon and the grace of a soggy loaf.

Lovingly crafted from organic cotton and spun with renewable energy (because Robert insists on leaving a smaller pawprint than his behaviour suggests), this tee immortalizes that moment when Robert, possessed by chaos and duck envy, took a partial dip in the pond like it was his birthright.

Features:

• Hand-printed design of Robert post soak, eyes full of guilt and glory, zero shits given

• Responsibly sourced so you can laugh with zero eco-guilt

• Smells nothing like pond water (we promise)

Wear it proudly. Wear it damply. Wear it as a warning to others.

Robert did the dip so you could drip in style.

Size Guide

Centimeters

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.